Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.
And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...
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Churú.
Churú-churú-Churú!
- Zalvemoz a Zanzón, el azezino zaduzeo!
- Goyer? Quién es Goyer?
- Soy un pobre viejo inválido, mis ojos no oyen, y mis orejas tampoco ven.
- ¿Qué ha dicho de salvar a los gansos? ¿Que el mundo pertenece a los gansos?.
- Sí... pero aparte de eso ¿qué han hecho los romanos por nosotros?
- Sé que soy un hombre, pero también tengo derecho a dar a luz. Defiendo mi derecho a dar a luz!
- Son los del Frente Popular de Judea? No! Son los del Frente Judaico Popular! ¡¡Disidentes!!
- ¿Quién es Bryan? ¡Yo! ¡Yo! Yo soy Bryan! No! Soy yo! (Y mi mujer también es Bryan!).
- ¿Crucifixión o Libertad?. - Libertad. - Vale, pues eres libre. - Noooo, que es broma, crucifixión, hombre, por supuesto.
- Sigamos a la zapatilla sagrada!!
- Jehová, Jehová! ¿Qué vais a hacer? ¿Matarme?
(todo eso es de memorieta, ein?)
Always look on the bright side of life! Churú... Churú, churú, churú!
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.
[the Centurion giggles]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you seem awfully suwe, have you checked?
Centurion: I think it's a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus.
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus."
[guard laughs]
Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THAT'S IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!
jajaja, es que me parto (efectos secundarios de ver la peli en V.O.S.)
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